Funny Cartwheel Quotes

#1. Pleasures flit by - they are only for yourself; work leaves a mark of long-lasting joy, work is for others.

Dmitri Mendeleev

#2. It is a dangerous trap to believe that our search is over because we have gained all the riches we are going to have.

Eric Samuel Timm

#3. Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

Gene Simmons

#4. You haunt me. You alone. You're my fire. I'm your air. Nathaniel to Amelia

Saundra Mitchell

#5. The more we can address an issue the moment we perceive it, the calmer and more present we are, and the easier it is for others to follow our lead.

Christine Comaford

#6. Hairbreadth missings of happiness look like the insults of Fortune.

Henry Fielding

#7. Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Samuel Butler

#8. I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once ... so I can make a cart.

Mitch Hedberg

#9. There is no 'why' in a world that would be perfect in itself.

Haruki Murakami

#10. Words may be counterfeit, false coined, and current only from the tongue, without the mind; but passion is in the soul, and always speaks the heart.

Thomas Southerne

#11. The concept of God assigning or entrusting limited authority, under the umbrella of His own, to His children is consistent from Genesis to Revelation.

Beth Moore

#12. I am not looking for intelligent disagreement any longer ... What I am looking for is intelligent agreement.

Ayn Rand

#13. Nico: By the time I drove back home last night, I'd gotten myself under control. I'd reasoned with my hard-on until it finally saw my way. Who knew you could reason with a fucking hard-on. I guess I never tried. I just took care of it, did what it wanted me to.

Vi Keeland

#14. My family comes first before anything, they are everything to me.

Nick Carter