Top 23 Funny Breathing Sayings

#1. I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you?

Jennifer Estep

Funny Breathing Sayings #4904
#2. You ... you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."
"I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."
And then he took me to the bed.

Richelle Mead

Funny Breathing Sayings #31431
#3. When nothing was, then God was there,
Had nothing been God would have been;
My being has defeated me,
Had I not been, what would have been.

Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib

Funny Breathing Sayings #41924
#4. I'm in, Cat. I'd never leave you. Especially when you've got death breathing down your neck." "Very funny," I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat

Jeaniene Frost

Funny Breathing Sayings #83628
#5. At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?"
"No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!

Ilona Andrews

Funny Breathing Sayings #101271
#6. Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)

Gillibran Brown

Funny Breathing Sayings #475412
#7. How did I prepare for night shifts? When I was a small, anxious kid, I checked my mom in her sleep to make sure she was still breathing.

Joyce Rachelle

Funny Breathing Sayings #592644
#8. You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'

Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Breathing Sayings #618999
#9. The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Jack Paar

Funny Breathing Sayings #646163
#10. I'm always thinking about whatever game I'm working on. My brain works subconsciously on design pretty much every hour I'm awake.

Jane McGonigal

Funny Breathing Sayings #667191
#11. So, many of us have discovered something of the love of God; but there are heights, depths and lengths of it we do not know. That Love is a great ocean; and we require to plunge into it before we really know anything of it.

D.L. Moody

Funny Breathing Sayings #696580
#12. The best way to know any future is to cause one.

L. Ron Hubbard

Funny Breathing Sayings #719393
#13. I do not see how my agreeing to marry a scruffy old brute will have the power to keep a fire-breathing dragon locked beneath a mountain. And if I don't agree to marry him, will I truly be fed to the dragon? That is savage, and inhumane, and crazy.

Bethany Wiggins

Funny Breathing Sayings #939324
#14. You are not showing her my baby pictures!" He sounded horrified, which made me laugh.
"Come on, Evan," I teased with a laughing smile, "you were adorable.

Rebecca Donovan

Funny Breathing Sayings #1199453
#15. I'm an idiot. I'm ten times an idiot. God, I could just die." Then I forged ahead because the last comment was too close for comfort these days. "Not die die, as in not-breathing die, but die figuratively, if you know what I mean." Lee was grinning.

Kristen Ashley

Funny Breathing Sayings #1238908
#16. The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.

Kristen Callihan

Funny Breathing Sayings #1250989
#17. Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

Rick Riordan

Funny Breathing Sayings #1328818
#18. The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning.

Shaun David Hutchinson

Funny Breathing Sayings #1372245
#19. Hip-hop as a culture itself goes through stages. It grows - it's breathing, living. I've noticed that we usually start off conscious, then we wind up very highly sexual, and then we thug it out. Then things get a little funny again, with comedy and that kind of thing.

KRS-One

Funny Breathing Sayings #1428818
#20. Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for air, coughing and gagging at the amount of water I sucked into my lungs by pure shock. What was up with me and breathing in water? I needed to grow some gills or something.

Laura Kreitzer

Funny Breathing Sayings #1445624
#21. For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing.

Kim Meeder

Funny Breathing Sayings #1536462
#22. It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.

Tim Winton

Funny Breathing Sayings #1622294
#23. The night is a very bad time for questions to which there are no answers." Mr Badule looked at her. "You are very right, my sister. There is

Alexander McCall Smith

Funny Breathing Sayings #1754514

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