Funny Brainstorming Quotes

#1. Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.

Saleem Sharma

#2. I don't know any writers who don't drink.

James Baldwin

#3. Her eyes are brown like the morning sand breaking in a new day.

Church Johnson

#4. I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.

George Carlin

#5. A novelist needs to know his own strong points and weak points.

David Mitchell

#6. There's nothing wild about me. I'm a solid middle-aged man."
"Except that once a month you turn into a wolf and go tearing around slaughtering things," Clary said.
"It could be worse," Luke said. "Men my age have been known to purchase expensive sports cars and sleep with supermodels.

Cassandra Clare

#7. She tells so many different stories and they are all false.

Iris Murdoch

#8. The Scriptures are the pearls of great words.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. Never forget: we are alive within mysteries." - Wendell Berry

Wendell Berry

#10. The ocean moans over dead men's bones.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

#11. Agape is the concrete commitment to the flourishing of someone or something outside of oneself. Even and perhaps especially when that flourishing, hence the joy, is threatened.

Bas Heijne

#12. But you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?

Jeaniene Frost