Top 7 Funny Bloody Hell Quotes

#1. I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

Karl Pilkington

#2. I have no morals, yet I am a very moral person

Voltaire

#3. The answers to all a startup's challenges are out there. By setting up the right mechanisms for gathering feedback, the road to success can be a less bumpy ride.

Jay Samit

#4. I find a dash of insolence to be quite enjoyable from time to time.

Jessica Cluess

#5. Putting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we'd be melting the bronze already.

Terry Pratchett

#6. I begin to understand you." She nods. "The blacksmith makes his own tools.

Hilary Mantel

#7. She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right ... Bloody hell, this canna be right.

Kresley Cole

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