Top 6 Hell On Wheels Funny Quotes

#1. What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked, wondering if I was in some crazy surrealist movie, wandering from telepathic sheriffs to homosexual assassins, to nympho lady Masons, to psychotic pirates, according to a script written in advance by two acid-heads and a Martian humorist.

Robert Shea

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#2. The reason I had unfaithfulness in one of my marriages is because I was too patriotic.

Chris Matthews

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#3. Those diseases which medicines do not cure, iron cures; those which iron cannot cure, fire cures; and those which fire cannot cure, are to be reckoned wholly incurable.

Hippocrates

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#4. As each of us awakens, it impacts human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a tiny pebble of light into a dark pool of unconsciousness . Ripples of light!

Leonard Jacobson

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#5. Climate change is having a dramatic effect on the ground.

Andrew Mitchell

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#6. God has always worked through the small, the insignificant, the powerless - it seems to be sewn into the very fabric of the universe.

Stephen R. Lawhead

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