Funny Abracadabra Quotes

#1. No; look out for the part where you think you have done with the goblins and they come back,' breathed Helen, as the music started with a goblin walking quietly over the universe, from end to end.

E. M. Forster

#2. Fortunately the Italian people has not yet accustomed itself to eat many times a day, and possessing a modest level of living, it feels deficiency and suffering less.

Benito Mussolini

#3. This book argues that the history of federal student loan policies is best understood as a series of messes in which attention became focused on some particular aspect of a larger problem and well-intentioned policies were devised to address each narrowly defined concern.

Joel Best

#4. Succumbing finally, she lets out a loud shriek as her vehicle stops at a red light. "Fuck." She hollers cursing the night. Cursing the shadows, cursing the unknown condemned she intends to meet this evening. Tears roll down her cheeks landing on her bullet proof vest.

M.R. Gott

#5. If I could get bands to come and play in my house, I'd like that.

Martin Freeman

#6. Earthworms will dance

Joel Salatin

#7. Are you saying a society wracked by plague is preferable to one wracked by indifference?

Bernard Beckett

#8. The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

Marcus Brigstocke

#9. If you're seen as beautiful or sexy then your only options in terms of character descriptions are beautiful, sexy, cute - and that's it. And that affords you a certain amount of opportunity but that opportunity ultimately leads to a spark, never a flame.

Amber Heard

#10. You know what the doctors call me? 'The Cancer Warrior.'

Dick Dale

#11. Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit.

Laurie Faria Stolarz

#12. You become great aligning yourself to what is great. The reverse is also true.

Marshall Vian Summers