Laurie Faria Stolarz Quotes

#1. Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#2. [in regards to Chad's Nifty Over Fifty Moustache and Beard Darkener] "'Dark Bravado Blonde, Number 143.' The name alone makes my loins all aquiver."
Amber - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#3. People told me that if I ignored you, if I pretended that you didn't bother me, you'd eventually give up and move on to the next victim. So why didn't that ever happen? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#4. I do know that living in the past only messes up your present - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#5. Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#6. People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#7. My grandmother used to say that there's something truly intimate about sharing food with the people you love." [Stacey]
"Intimate? Sharing food? People you love?" Amber raises an eyebrow. "Um, no offense, Stace, but it sounds like Gram was into food kink. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#8. In other words, my pot doesn't work?" "It doesn't have a pulse," he says. "I have a pulse." Kimmie offers her wrist. "Wanna check? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#9. Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#10. Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#11. If it were up to me, all boys would come with a label: Failure to take in small doses may result in irrational behavior, poor judgment, and estrangement from one's friends. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#12. My thoughts amuse me. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#13. Wait," Wes says. "Are you to imply that our dear Chameleon is once again having premonitions by way of pottery?"
"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call me reptilian names," I say.
"Would you prefer it if I called you a freak? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#14. A magical blending of mystery, romance, and deep and dangerous secrets. Kelly Parra's Invisible Touch is an action-packed coming-of-age novel, sure to keep readers turning pages and begging for a sequel. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#15. Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says.
"No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house."
"You mean my dad?" he laughs. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#16. [in response to a jealous comment made by Amber] PJ's mouth snarls open. If you aren't going to play nice, my thorny little bush, I think you should return to the dirty playground that you crawled from. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#17. My world is falling apart. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#18. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black. She has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back. She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe. She cannot cry, cry, cry. Thats why she begs, begs, begs. She begs to die, die ,die.. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#19. You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#20. Love isn't rational, it's instinctive - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#21. If I told you, you'd only know it in your mind, not in your heart. There's a big difference. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#22. In writing, as in life, always be true to your character. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#23. Stalking the girls' softball team again? - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#24. Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz

#25. Sounds like you've got it all planned out."
"Honey, I've got more plans than Wes has ugly shoes."
"And that's a lot." I laugh.
"It sure is," she says with a sigh. - Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz