Funny Abortion Sayings

#1. Life is over in a blink of an eye - so why waste your time being anything but happy that you've been given another day to live?" "Hey,

Rachel Van Dyken

#2. Protesting against illegal activity is not piracy.

Paul Watson

#3. I prefer to write first drafts as soon as possible after waking, so that the oneiric inscape is still present to me.

Will Self

#4. Negative self-talk and negative affirmation can keep you anchored in old thought patterns and identities.

Bryant McGill

#5. Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.

Bauvard

#6. It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.

Rob McElhenney

#7. Great teams make clear and timely decisions and move forward with complete buy-in from every member of the team, even those who voted against the decision. They leave meetings confident that no one on the team is quietly harboring doubts about whether to support the actions agreed on.

Patrick Lencioni

#8. The question is, how can the rest of the country live knowing that so many of us have to live like this?

Linda Tirado

#9. Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?

Frank Carson

#10. If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Karl Pilkington

#11. You know what you do? You know how rain takes the colour out of everything? That's what you do to the English language. You blur it every time you open your mouth.

John Fowles

#12. You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.

Robbie Williams

#13. All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

David Cross

#14. Yes, life has many onions.

Skip Coryell

#15. Once I stand and watch helplessly while some rug rat pulls everything he can reach off the racks, and the thought that abortion is wasted on the unborn must show on my face, because his mother finally tells him to stop.

Barbara Ehrenreich

#16. You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best ... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

Doug Stanhope