Top 30 Funny 7 Word Quotes

#1. Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding.

Tamora Pierce

Funny 7 Word Quotes #1115
#2. RON: Only- friends. Funny word- friends. Not that funny. Just a word, really. Friends. Friend. Funny friend. You, my funny friend, my Hermoine. Not that- not my Hermoine, you understand- not MY Hermoine- not MINE- you know, but...

J.K. Rowling

Funny 7 Word Quotes #12828
#3. What is the word for this kind of underwear? Boxings? Something like that? I cannot think of it."
"Boxings? Oh, god, Rania. That's funny. Boxers. They're called boxers, sweetheart.

Jasinda Wilder

Funny 7 Word Quotes #20079
#4. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

Pablo

Funny 7 Word Quotes #29736
#5. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.

Andrea Fay Friedman

Funny 7 Word Quotes #51244
#6. Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What?

Mel Brown

Funny 7 Word Quotes #68607
#7. I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

Walter Matthau

Funny 7 Word Quotes #79546
#8. Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him."

"I'm a mass murderer," he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy.

M. Kane

Funny 7 Word Quotes #104693
#9. For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.

Wallace Shawn

Funny 7 Word Quotes #108256
#10. You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

Rick Riordan

Funny 7 Word Quotes #110773
#11. Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker

Holly Schindler

Funny 7 Word Quotes #113566
#12. We drove in silence for a while.
"Can I have a gun?" I asked.
"No!"
"Just a little one? For my handbag? It'll give me some street cred with the client."
"No! No! No!"
His clenched fists pounded the steering wheel with each word.
- heller 1

J.D. Nixon

Funny 7 Word Quotes #134692
#13. And she didn't once say anything about this being a sin. It used to be I got the word sin slapped in my face every time I did something wrong, but come on, when you live in a sin-free family with sin-free parents and a sin-free sister, well, you can't help but sin a little extra on their behalf.

Han Nolan

Funny 7 Word Quotes #158426
#14. It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard.

Wiz Khalifa

Funny 7 Word Quotes #160073
#15. What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny 7 Word Quotes #162753
#16. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny 7 Word Quotes #175485
#17. Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.

Katie McGarry

Funny 7 Word Quotes #183505
#18. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Steven Wright

Funny 7 Word Quotes #206858
#19. I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

Demetri Martin

Funny 7 Word Quotes #256168
#20. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

Alfred Hitchcock

Funny 7 Word Quotes #281274
#21. I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all.

Dora J. Arod

Funny 7 Word Quotes #283539
#22. I don't know all the certain words to word it.

Vanilla Ice

Funny 7 Word Quotes #296130
#23. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever.

Ann Edwards Cannon

Funny 7 Word Quotes #318104
#24. Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Michael O'Donoghue

Funny 7 Word Quotes #335306
#25. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny 7 Word Quotes #336903
#26. The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Joe Theismann

Funny 7 Word Quotes #354451
#27. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv.

Molly Harper

Funny 7 Word Quotes #381169
#28. What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern.

Susan Orlean

Funny 7 Word Quotes #416999
#29. Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.

Lauren DeStefano

Funny 7 Word Quotes #417388
#30. I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny 7 Word Quotes #421220

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