Top 13 Funny Two Word Quotes
#1. Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker
Holly Schindler
#2. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
#3. Ruark held the door open for her to pass through. "The first I cannot deny, Shanna, for then I did not know of you. But you are my only love and shall remain for as long as I live." His eyes were serious and seemed to probe her being. "I
Kathleen E. Woodiwiss
#4. If I have achieved anything in my life, it is because
I have not been embarrassed to talk about God.
Dorothy Day
#5. I got niggaz lookin' for Websters like George Papadopolis'
Ras Kass
#6. You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.
Na Hae Ryeong
#7. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
#8. What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute.
Adrienne Wilder
#9. I was just about to open the door, when it opened up right in front of me. And there stood my parents.
Is there a word for that moment when two parties are so equally shocked to see each other given the circumstances that all they can do is stare at each other, openmouthed?
August Westman
#12. Now faith is the turning of dreams into deeds. It is betting your life on the unseen realities
Clarence Jordan
#13. The desert weed lives on, but the flower of spring blooms and wilts.
Khaled Hosseini
