Fugelsang Comedian Quotes

#1. At this stage, don't take any of your statistics too literally and don't let any single number dominate your strategic thinking.

Anonymous

#2. The one person whom I would like to be is Meryl Streep. Even at her age, she sits alongside the younger heroines at the Oscars with her name in the nominee list, and others around her wonder whether they still stand a chance.

Rani Mukerji

#3. I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina to rot and fall out of her thong when she sneezes.

Tara Sivec

#4. Trust and faith bring joy to life and help relationships grow to their maximum potential.

Joyce Meyer

#5. What is needed is the constant unmasking of ego's strategy.

Chogyam Trungpa

#6. I don't really see myself as famous.

MyAnna Buring

#7. The mouth of a good person is a deep, life-giving well, but the mouth of the wicked is a dark cave of abuse.

Eugene H. Peterson

#8. No dead people beyond this door,' " he read aloud from beyond the door. " 'And, yes, if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you're dead. You're not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, and stay the hell out of my bathroom.

Darynda Jones

#9. Stop trying to be a hero all the time. You're so busy saving everyone else you forget about yourself.

Kate McCarthy

#10. I think artists need the freedom to fail and I gave myself that freedom.

Lucy Alibar

#11. The only person you resent is yourself.

John Hewson

#12. You will not be in heaven two seconds before you cry out, Why did I place so much importance on things that were so temporary? What was I thinking? Why did I waste so much time, energy, and concern on what wasn't going to last?

Rick Warren

#13. Oh, you are the cutest thing I've ever seen," her voice rises a little higher the more excited she gets. Then she looks up straight at Camryn and says with a serious face, "Oh my God, I want one.

J.A. Redmerski

#14. I believe in life and in people. I feel obliged to advocate their highest ideals as long as I believe them to be true. I also see myself compelled to revolt against ideals I believe to be false, since recoiling from rebellion would be a form of treason

Naguib Mahfouz