Top 12 Goldthwait Comedian Quotes
#2. It is essential that in a society, divine thoughts and power should co-exist. Simple Faith, not backed by material forces, is weak and Strength without touch of Divinity is monstrous.
Pandurang Shastri Athavale
#4. If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#5. I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always came together as a family for that holiday, playing capture the flag and touch football and laughing a lot.
Mark Shriver
#6. We need to develop people rather than process them.
L. Todd Rose
#7. But I love to entertain. My vocation is to accrue all these experiences, to write about them, to get them out of my system, to not get sick, and then to share them publicly.
Alanis Morissette
#8. The tattooed nation will live to regret this voluntary disfigurement.
Tony Parsons
#9. A couple of years ago this guy called Ken Brown wrote a book saying that Linus stole Linux from me It later came out that Microsoft had paid him to do this
Andrew S. Tanenbaum
#10. In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.
Bobcat Goldthwait
#11. If you left me, if you chose him, I wouldn't survive. G. You might as well kill me, because I wouldn't survive.
Lesley Jones
#12. Enthusiasm is when the universe creates through you. You are involved in a creative act. You are bringing something new into this world. When that energy comes in, you feel an intense aliveness that flows into what you do. That is enthusiasm.
Eckhart Tolle
