Fart In The Wind Quotes

#1. Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn reception area was like a echo chamber. If he weren't careful, it could reverberate around the hall like a shotgun blast.

Alan Kinross

#2. Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?

Robert M. Price

#3. The British soldier who thought himself superior, actually became so.

John Graves Simcoe

#4. Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

Scott Lynch

#5. That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.

Faye Kellerman

#6. Oracle's latest database, version 12c, was specifically designed for the cloud. Oracle 12c makes all your Oracle applications multitenant applications without you having to make any changes whatsoever to your applications.

Larry Ellison

#7. There are gender health differences, and we need to know what they are.

Laura Bush

#8. All my tales are based on the fundamental premise that common human laws and interests and emotions have no validity or significance in the vast cosmos-at-large.

H.P. Lovecraft

#9. I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?

Martin Luther

#10. Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind.

Mario Puzo

#11. Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Kurt Vonnegut

#12. It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.

Jay McLean

#13. In the cosmos of time, there's not a cocksucker in this room who is more than a fart in the wind!

Daniel S. Pena

#14. I love seeing young people take a stance and not be afraid to say how they feel, and protest when they feel things are wrong or unjust.

Zendaya

#15. I think, to me, the sheer joy of fancy dress is that it allows you to take a break from our very carefully considered and constructed identities.

Kate Reardon

#16. Sometimes the best advice comes from those whom you least expect ... therefore take no one for granted

Jeremy Aldana

#17. Most of the time I write my best songs just from feeling a strong emotion, so whether I'm just really angry or really sad or really happy, I immediately sit down at a piano and I begin writing a song.

Ella Henderson

#18. I was nothing to them.
Just a toy, like Suit said. And they were like a bunch of bratty rich kids who knew that every toy was replaceable.

Skye Callahan

#19. Confucius once said that a bear could not fart at the North Pole without causing a big wind in Chicago.

Philip Jose Farmer

#20. In this lifetime, you got two things:
Bad and good, and ain't nothin' in between.

Cold 187um

#21. I understand the Second Amendment. I respect the Second Amendment. I think we need to use common sense tools to keep the American people safe, to keep our streets safe.

Eric Holder

#22. I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.

Djuna Barnes

#23. Abstain from all sinful, unwholesome actions, perform only pious wholesome ones, purify the mind; this is the teaching of enlightened ones

Gautama Buddha