Evil Overlord Quotes

#1. I am in an undisclosed location. I call it . . . the Laaaair." "The Lair?" Steve said, laughing. "Hey, every Evil Overlord has to have a lair," Tyler said. "I couldn't find a volcano next to a piranha pit but it's close . . .

John Ringo

#2. Of course, that was probably a problem with being an Evil Overlord. You didn't regret the right things.

Holly Black

#3. Call wasn't sure what it meant that he'd gone full Evil Overlord on Jasper but still couldn't manage to impress him.

Holly Black

#4. I don't know, Call said. He was starting to worry that there weren't any good guys. Just people with longer or shorter Evil Overlord lists.

Holly Black

#5. I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.

Gini Koch

#6. I am always fascinated by India.

Gary Ackerman

#7. Don't feel so small and condemn yourself. You are the universe, so love and compliment yourself.

Debasish Mridha

#8. What I see for the band by the end of this year is the Complex live at the Montreux Jazz Festival. I want my guys to be comfortable. I'm certainly not in this for the money, but I'd really like to see my guys make some money off of this stuff.

Jimmy Chamberlin

#9. Credit unions are often a better deal than banks and tend to pay higher yields on deposits.

Suze Orman

#10. Shut your mouth; open your eyes and ears.

C.S. Lewis

#11. You know, there's more to being an evil despot then getting cake whenever you want it."
"If that's what you think, then you're DOING IT WRONG!

Phil Foglio

#12. You have done well," Grandfather said. "We thank you."
"We were afraid sometimes," Jetsam replied.
"Good." Grandfather's eyes smiled. "That means you had the courage to keep trying.

Sheila Moon

#13. It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.
Opal tapped this into her notepad.
Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

Eoin Colfer

#14. Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

Eoin Colfer

#15. If we must suffer, let us suffer nobly.

Victor Hugo

#16. Who are you? he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

Eoin Colfer

#17. Why does the writer write? The writer writes to serve
hopelessly he writes in the hope that he might serve
not himself and not others, but that great cold elemental grace that knows us.

Joy Williams

#18. Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second.

Steven Tyler

#19. She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

P.G. Wodehouse

#20. Surround yourself with people too afraid to speak, and you left yourself to only your own ideas. That could be disastrous. It was important to have men who would question you and see flaws in your plans, so long as you could control them. It was all about control.

Brandon Sanderson

#21. If nothing else will do to sever me from my sins, Lord, send me such sore and trying calamities as shall awake me from earthly slumbers. It must always be best to be alive to Thee, whatever be the quickening instrument.

Robert Murray McCheyne

#22. I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

Eoin Colfer

#23. You are beautiful and magical and perfect, especially because of your flaws. Those cracks are what let the light in, baby.

Dawn Gluskin