Eric Wareheim Quotes

#1. But will he come I just want to know what you think the odds are. Tell me what you really think." "I think Tibby was a wise girl. I think she loved you.

Ann Brashares

#2. People are rude in general.

Eric Wareheim

#3. You'll end up living a lonely life if you're waiting around for perfect.

Samantha Young

#4. Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

John Ruskin

#5. Uh- If you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a-uh-very long tube. Uuum probably extending uh twice the size of the universe because because when you... collapse the universe, it expands, and it would be uh... You wouldn't wanna put it into a tube.

Eric Wareheim

#6. Up to his twenty-sixth year the heart of Ignatius was enthralled by the vanities of the world. His special delight was in the military life, and he seemed led by a strong and empty desire of gaining for himself a great name.

Ignatius Of Loyola

#7. Nothing is so rare as a man who gets everything he wants in life,

Robert J. Crane

#8. The most successful people in life are the ones who settle their critical issues early and manage them daily.

John C. Maxwell

#9. Vests are flair for men. It's one of the few ways men can accent themselves in a formal yet fun fashion.

Eric Wareheim

#10. Age doesn't mean anything. Age doesn't mean I can't work as hard. Age doesn't mean I can't do as well as everyone else. It's just a factor. It's just there.

Zendaya

#11. Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days.

Tim Heidecker

#12. To say more while saying less is the secret of being simple.

Dejan Stojanovic

#13. Todd Solondz is one of my favorite directors.

Eric Wareheim

#14. There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

Eric Wareheim

#15. I don't know why I have to write down my fucking thoughts. What if I don't have any thoughts?

Wade Kelly

#16. When I was 15, I wore combat boots with a fluorescent Columbia ski jacket. I was trying to find myself.

Eric Wareheim

#17. Adult Swim's philosophy is, 'Put it on the air and if it works, great. If it doesn't, take it down and try again.' It's a refreshing way to do TV, I think.

Eric Wareheim

#18. I consider every step towards doing what you love an achievement.

Irena A. Hoffman

#19. He felt her draw a little shuddering breath, and then a wet tumble of water on her cheek. She whispered, "God forgive, Jervaulx - that I sh'dovethee."

That I should love thee.
It broke the spell that held him. Had she said that? He pushed back, gazing at her.

Laura Kinsale

#20. When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

Godfrey

#21. Myself, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner decided to start a Food Club where the three of us go to restaurants with a couple of other people. The three of us are the captains of the Food Club, so we have to wear the captains' hats.

Aziz Ansari

#22. L.A. malls are so different than a 'mall' mall like we probably all grew up with that had a food court and the sword shop, the yo-yo kiosk.

Eric Wareheim

#23. The superior man is intelligently, not blindly, faithful.

Confucius

#24. Whoever says The Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Morrissey