Wareheim Quotes

#1. Myself, Eric Wareheim, and Jason Woliner decided to start a Food Club where the three of us go to restaurants with a couple of other people. The three of us are the captains of the Food Club, so we have to wear the captains' hats.

Aziz Ansari

#2. Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [WAREHEIM]and I could have written, "This is our story, and this is who we are," and sort of this navel-gazing, narcissistic approach to comedy we're seeing these days.

Tim Heidecker

#3. When our father Adam came into the garden of Eden, he came into it with a celestial body, and brought Eve, one of his wives, with him.

Brigham Young

#4. Follow your heart. Then root its longing with the facts.

Gina Greenlee

#5. L.A. malls are so different than a 'mall' mall like we probably all grew up with that had a food court and the sword shop, the yo-yo kiosk.

Eric Wareheim

#6. I think the play on words for 'Punky' Brewster has definitely played itself out.

Jordana Brewster

#7. You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you'd come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office today.

Maya Banks

#8. All for a girl. But she wasn't just any girl.
She was mine.
And I was hers.
Until the bitter end.

Karina Halle

#9. Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels.

Roger Ebert

#10. Adult Swim's philosophy is, 'Put it on the air and if it works, great. If it doesn't, take it down and try again.' It's a refreshing way to do TV, I think.

Eric Wareheim

#11. When I was 15, I wore combat boots with a fluorescent Columbia ski jacket. I was trying to find myself.

Eric Wareheim

#12. There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

Eric Wareheim

#13. And I will trust that He who heeds
The life that hides in mead and wold,
Who hangs you alder's crimson beads,
And stains these mosses green and gold,
Will still, as He hath done, incline
His gracious care to me and mine.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#14. Todd Solondz is one of my favorite directors.

Eric Wareheim

#15. Vests are flair for men. It's one of the few ways men can accent themselves in a formal yet fun fashion.

Eric Wareheim

#16. Uh- If you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a-uh-very long tube. Uuum probably extending uh twice the size of the universe because because when you... collapse the universe, it expands, and it would be uh... You wouldn't wanna put it into a tube.

Eric Wareheim

#17. People are rude in general.

Eric Wareheim