Erap Funny Quotes

#1. Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

Daniel Tosh

#2. Your Kindle Voyage has an onscreen keyboard. When you tap within the Search field or begin other

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#3. I am amazed at the facility with which some men follow in the wake of slavery.

Benjamin F. Wade

#4. In my experience of fights and fighting, it is invariably the aggressor who keeps getting everything wrong.

Martin Amis

#5. I'm not here to battle anybody. In the end it's just an instrument. That shouldn't be a concept.

Eric San

#6. I've done well, I've been disappointed, and I think it all goes back to you. Of course the labels are going to be the labels. It's the music business. You are a business. That's what they do. So you've got to protect yourself.

Mary J. Blige

#7. Father asks frequently in his letters whether I fancy any Ayorthaian young lady or any in our acquaintance at home. I say no I suppose I'm confessing another fault: pride. I don't want him to know that I love if my affections are not returned

Gail Carson Levine

#8. A bird in the hand is worth plucking, frying, and sticking between two bits of bread.

Edward Burns