Dunkin Quotes

#1. Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

Eli Roth

#2. I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.

Joe Biden

#3. I'm not losing any sleep over Dunkin Donuts.

Howard Schultz

#4. Dear Diary:
I have a confession to make: I've become a total idiot over French pastries.
They're my new favorite food.
My new-found edible souvenir.
My new favorite sin.
Dunkin Donuts is so yesterday.

Kimberley Montpetit

#5. You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent.

Joe Biden

#6. If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

Josh Stern

#7. I want to start a Dunkin' Donuts in Los Angeles. I already have the perfect location picked out. It would be the old Tower Records buildings on Sunset.

John Krasinski

#8. I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

Madonna Ciccone

#9. When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

Linda Sunshine

#10. Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.

Steve Kluger

#11. If you live in Boston, Samuel Adams draft beer (Summer Ale) and Dunkin' Donuts are essentials of life. But I discovered to my delight that even these indulgences can be offset by persistent exercise.

Haruki Murakami

#12. I guess no true Bostonian would trust a place that was sunny and pleasant all the time. But a gritty, perpetually cold and gloomy neighborhood? Throw in a couple of Dunkin' Donuts locations, and I'm right at home.

Rick Riordan

#13. God bless Dunkin' Donuts.

Lauren Oliver

#14. I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone who's busy and has too many children, like my mother.

Sandra Cisneros

#15. A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

Jimmy Fallon

#16. Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ... There'll be an entrance here ... a deranged lunatic here.

Jim Gaffigan

#17. and no more real Dunkin' Donuts.

Ben H. Winters

#18. Everything that turned out well for me seems like a fluke. I feel like, at any moment, I could lose everything and be working at Dunkin' Donuts.

Mary Gordon

#19. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

Joe Biden

#20. Acknowledge the unexpected exchange of fellow feeling between

Alexander McCall Smith

#21. I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

Crystal Woods

#22. When I was growing up, there was still that narrative of 'you finish school, you go and get married, you become somebody's wife and you get kids and tend to them.' I think it is really important to reach for something.

Juliana Rotich

#23. I would say my greatest musical influences have been Ella Fitzgerald and Mary J. Blige.

Estelle

#24. We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit

Sunday Adelaja

#25. I'm sort of the Antichrist to the Conservative Party.

Andrew Cuomo

#26. America has a critical place to play in the end of extreme poverty.

Hugh Evans

#27. DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!

Scott Steiner

#28. I eat "NOs" for breakfast.

Jeff Henderson

#29. My mind is still reeling from a man of the cloth saying 'chicks you have banged'. I think I may have underestimated this Father. He appears to know in the ways of the youth.

Alex Dunkin

#30. Whether a man favors crepes and classical or cornbread and country, the complexities of life are all the same.
-The Rabbi-

J. Frank Dunkin