Drunker Than Sayings

#1. Having Joel by my side with his hand touching my thigh, his laughter in my ear, his cologne in my senses, made me drunker than alcohol ever would. It was a different kind of intoxication though, and it was far more potent.

Megan Keith

#2. My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

Elton John

#3. There are facts can poison you dead as arsenic. I have long known this to be true. There are facts can get you drunker than sipping whiskey straight.

Alice Randall

#4. Then she says something about the universe sending us pieces of our past selves to embrace so we can heal them and I must be drunker than I thought because I don't follow her at all.

Roan Parrish

#5. The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.

Chuck Klosterman

#6. Unmatch'd at the bottle, unconquer'd in war, He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea; No tide of the Baltic e'er drunker than he.

Robert Burns

#7. It's a lot easier to tell someone is drunker than you than it is to tell if they're soberer. The same is true of dumb and smart.

Richard Cahill

#8. When you are writing a book, it feels as if you are simply concentrating on the world of the book and that whatever is happening in your personal life is outside the room, as it were. But maybe that's just the way you have to talk to yourself to make it possible.

Salman Rushdie

#9. This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had the capacity to get a good deal drunker yet.

Kate Atkinson

#10. Lessee ... he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.

Terry Pratchett

#11. The only person that is qualified for miracles is the person that has been qualified in the real life.

Sunday Adelaja

#12. During the fire:
'Some of the drunker ones don't move. Some of them laugh. One person says, "Where's the marshmallows?" Mark slaps him across the face. "GET OUT!" he screams.

Pittacus Lore

#13. For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

Ricky Gervais

#14. I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over."
I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?"
That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.

Charlaine Harris

#15. I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main challenge is that it's so far away from what I usually do.

Louise Jameson

#16. This is so absurd that it has, to my knowledge, never been contemplated.

Antonin Scalia

#17. And the president should be doing more about education than saying, 'Lights, camera, action.'

Dick Gephardt

#18. I've never known a man to be beaten fairly, nor one to be elected, unfairly.

Anne Ellis

#19. Reading to small children is a specialty.

Clifton Fadiman

#20. And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love.

Donald Barthelme

#21. Like energies" are attracted to each other.

Karen Rauch Carter

#22. and wondered how much power and how much wisdom it would take to do right by more than one person at a time. A

Laurence Shames

#23. When life hits you down, you have a choice make it- You either stay down and feel sorry for yourself or get up and believe in your self.

Tilicia Haridat

#24. Love is like liquor, the drunker and more impotent you are, the stronger and smarter you think yourself and the surer you are of your rights.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#25. The idea - the core idea of humanism - is that the act of reading about great deeds will lead you to imitate them,..

Stanley Fish

#26. When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play off it a little bit, but that's what people want to see. Some clubs, the drunker the audience gets, the more they heckle.

Kevin Heffernan

#27. Today I divide my day between being actor, producer and distributor, and the monotony is broken.

Ajay Devgan

#28. All of our actions take their hue from the complexion of the heart, as landscapes their variety from light.

Francis Bacon

#29. Fuck me, babe, seriously? You knocked yourself out to make me wild. Why, Lanie? Why the fuck would you pull out all the fuckin' stops to make a man already drunk on you drunker?

Kristen Ashley