Drunk Girls Quotes

#1. guys who may have 'made mistakes' nearly always get the benefit of the doubt. Drunk girls, however, do not.

Jon Krakauer

#2. RIMMEL: Drunk girls were idiots.

Cambria Hebert

#3. Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls." He

Eve Jagger

#4. I offered you a choice, and you took it."
I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber?

Molly Harper

#5. I don't think Michelle [Obama:] minds bein our new muse. I think she gets it. We little brown girls - drunk off The Cosby Show, sobered up by life, and a little suicidal - we need her.

Helena Andrews

#6. I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

Anton Chekhov

#7. If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs

A.J. Liebling

#8. I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far.

Ashley Greene

#9. You make me forget everything. You are the best therapy.

E.L. James

#10. Ok.. So are you goin'a let him bluetube your tweeter?

Bella Bancroft

#11. Getting things done is not always about managing time; It is about finding that magical time of the day when you work at your best level

Vivek Naik

#12. In him I saw my furture In him I saw my friend In him I saw my destiny Both my beginning and end

Alexandra Adornetto

#13. Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. "What the hell was that?"
"A kiss. It's something guys like me do with girls we like. But don't worry, someday you'll find one drunk enough to let you try it.

Shannon Stacey

#14. Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.

Richard M. Nixon

#15. The Drake's didn't lure drunk college students out of the bars and compel them to forget being fed on. Well, maybe Quinn used to, but I could guarantee none of those girls needed to be compelled.

Alyxandra Harvey

#16. He killed them, Mr. Torrance, and then committed suicide. He murdered the little girls with a hatchet, his wife with a shotgun, and himself the same way. His leg was broken. Undoubtedly so drunk he fell downstairs. Ullman spread his hands and looked at Jack self-righteously.

Stephen King

#17. In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

Steve Martin

#18. I don't usually admire Sarah Palin, but when she was making fun of this 'hopey changey stuff,' she was right: there was nothing there.

Noam Chomsky

#19. We hit every jazz and blues club on and off Bourbon Street, dancing and drinking until we girls were drunk enough to go with the boys to the strip clubs which outnumbered all other businesses in the French Quarter. Here is where my solution unfolded.

Darwun St. James

#20. I have enjoyed anchoring at 'Headline News' but have decided that it is time for me to make a change in my daily professional life.

Andrea Thompson

#21. She was right, but at the same time she reminded me why girls make both great and terrible friends: They actually listen to your goals, even when you're too drunk to know what you're saying.

Jenny Lawson