Douche Canoe Quotes

#1. The guy just stood there. Hello. There're zombies everywhere. Try looking behind you, douche canoe.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#2. We're talking about being relevant again. I want the Sixers to be on people's tongues again ... I want the Sixers to be the basketball team that people want to see.

Doug Collins

#3. I put less stock in others' opinions than my own. No one else's opinions could derail me.

Judd Nelson

#4. I don't have kids, but I do understand family, and I understand how precious family is.

Lindsey Graham

#5. I'm a baseball fan, but I'm not qualified to make baseball decisions, and I don't want to pretend to be.

Mark Walter

#6. I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

Les Dawson

#7. It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and also a total douche-canoe.

Jenny Lawson

#8. To me, the word 'hero' hasn't got positive or negative value - 'hero' is the person who leads you through the story.

Pierfrancesco Favino

#9. The only simple gift but meaningful you can give to everyone are smiles..

Jinnul Jr.

#10. I fight the urge to call him a mother-fucking douche canoe and glare down at his shoes, my lip curling.

Belle Aurora

#11. And get some self-esteem. What the fuck is that? It's so annoying to see a pretty girl see herself as not worthy. You know what it makes us guys think you aren't worthy? We see you how you see you. You're pretty and funny and smart. Stop being such a douche-canoe.

Tara Brown

#12. And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

Joe Hill

#13. No one gives out Congratulations on Not Being a Douche-Canoe medals, because good behavior is part of the social contract.

Jen Lancaster

#14. But a machine that was powerful enough to accelerate particles to the grand unification energy would have to be as big as the Solar System - and would be unlikely to be funded in the present economic climate.

Stephen Hawking

#15. We live in a free country. While patriotism is important, liberty of thought and liberty of expression are even more important.

James Green

#16. Acting is all about timing. I mean, who has better timing than the MCs?

Coolio

#17. When all candles be out, all cats be grey.

John Heywood

#18. To lead happy, contented, peaceful lives, remember all the good times you share with others, forget all the good you do for others.

Rita Zahara

#19. How do get rid of a little problem? You get a big problem.

Mark Victor Hansen

#20. It takes practice to stand with others facing pain of death, and it helps if you don't have to do it all alone. We should practice on the small stuff so that we will be better able to stand together for what we believe and for what we love, who may someday need our support.

Megan McKenna