Dogs Go To Heaven Quotes

#1. God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.

Cynthia Rylant

#2. All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Stephen Colbert

#3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

#4. When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

Jung Chang

#5. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

Will Rogers

#6. Heaven and earth are not humanistic - they regard myriad beings as straw dogs; sages are not humanistic - they regard people as straw dogs,

Sun Tzu

#7. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

#8. Dogs go to heaven

Mark Twain

#9. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one ... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Mark Twain

#10. Heaven and earth do not act from (the impulse of) any wish to be benevolent; they deal with all things as the dogs of grass are dealt with.

Lao-Tzu

#11. And the fierce wind is an echo of angry childhood and of a very scared boy looking out the window - remembering my dead dog outside by the wounded house as the gray Texas dust gradually covered her up - and thinking: It isnt fair! Why cant dogs go to Heaven?

John Rechy

#12. It's not fair that our dogs don't have longer lives. When I get to heaven, I intend to scold God for that.

Debra Holland

#13. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

Alexander Pope

#14. For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.

J.J. Brown

#15. Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Unknown Author 516

#16. According to Native American legends, dogs with different-colored eyes could see both heaven and earth.

James Rollins

#17. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

#18. Heaven and earth are ruthless, and treat the various creatures as straw dogs; the sage is ruthless, and treats others as straw dogs.

Laozi

#19. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

#20. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov