Discontinuing Quotes

#1. Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?

Vladimir Nabokov

#2. If Nana thinks you're trying to scam her, she'll tell you, and if she thinks you ruined her life by discontinuing Arnold's Thin bread, she'll let you know that, too. I guess when you spend eighty-seven years swallowing other people's bullshit, there comes a time when you gotta spit some back.

Laurie Notaro

#3. He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his tail.

Lloyd Alexander

#4. Granny," said Esk, in the exasperated and remarkably adult voice children use to berate their wayward elders. "I don't think you quite understand. I don't want to hit the ground. It's never done anything to me.

Terry Pratchett

#5. I'm not an abstractionist completely.

Cy Twombly

#6. Everyone wants charities to spend as little as possible on overhead. That's backwards. Overhead is what drives growth. If charities can't grow, they can't solve problems. So overhead is a good thing. And I'm overhead.

Dan Pallotta

#7. The innovator makes enemies of all those who prospered under the old order, and only lukewarm support is forthcoming from those who would prosper under the new.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#8. You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.

Hector Elizondo

#9. For some reason we feel we should be perfect, and forget that we learn through our mistakes. Our need to be perfect and our need to control the outcome of events work together to keep us petrified when we think about making a change or attempting a new challenge.

Susan Jeffers

#10. My movie career - if such a thing even exists - is laughable.

Elaine Stritch

#11. I don't think there's something inherently irreligious about comics.

G. Willow Wilson

#12. keep out of their way. Sometimes, just to be annoying, I like to walk past their fence. Sometimes I just sit there and stare

Alan Parks

#13. Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

Jerry Seinfeld

#14. I take responsibility for myself and what I do now.

Paul Gascoigne

#15. I call wild niggas together like Cyrus,
And knock off more birds than the West Nile Virus.

Bumpy Knuckles

#16. I don't want to live life too cautiously. I mean, you can step off a curb and twist your ankle.

Rickie Fowler

#17. Building a business is like creating a picture & striving to be picture perfect in everything you do.

Ziad K. Abdelnour