Depression Humour Quotes

#1. All you had of a person was what they showed you.

Caroline Leavitt

#2. We haven't lost everything, if we haven't lost our hope.

Cecelia Ahern

#3. The clothes do not match my personality. I'm more of a very conservative, blue-blazer kind of guy. But as far as my personality, it's a lot of hot-dog mustard - have a lot of a fun and a lot of excitement. I feel like I'm 68; I act like I'm 12, talking about a game of basketball.

Dick Vitale

#4. Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three black man who looks nothing like my ex-wife.

Matthew Quick

#5. It is my experience that people who don't participate in society, who don't have jobs, who don't have friends, are just very stuck in irresponsibility and cultism and all kinds of nonsense.

Frederick Lenz

#6. There is no other way to beat a terrorist. You must fight like him, or he will surely kill you.

Marcus Luttrell

#7. Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I've checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?

Jeaniene Frost

#8. First I was decayed, I was putrefied. Kept thinking I could never live on, now that I had died...

Angelika Rust

#9. Get the moon to phase with you. The tide to lap at your door. Call it Rose or Aunty, but never what it is.

Yannick Murphy

#10. They may have been ugly. They may have been evil. But when it came to poetry in motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a deck-chair.

Terry Pratchett