Dead Chicken Quotes

#1. If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.

Frank Perdue

#2. Aye, it could', Ian added. 'It's many a time when I've walked alone on the misty moors of Scotland, the fog creeping in, the waves pounding against the shore, and then the lone, eerie call of a dead chicken. Caaa-cluck. Caaa-cluck

Terri Reid

#3. We enter a time of calamity. Blood on the tarmac. Fingers in the juicer. Towers of air frozen in the lunar wastes. Models dead on the runways, with their legs facing backward. Children with smiles that can't be undone. Chicken shall rot in the aisles. See the pillars fall.

M T Anderson

#4. The headless chicken strutted off into the Richardsons' dooryard, blood spouting, wings fluttering. After a bit it found out it was dead and lay down decently.

Stephen King

#5. Secret to what?"
"Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"
he raised his hands
"blessed silence.

Ilona Andrews

#6. The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line.

Mark Twain

#7. There is no moral to my song,
I praise no right, I blame no wrong;
I tell of things that I have seen,
I show the man that I have been
As simply as a poet can
Who knows himself poet and man.

Thomas MacDonagh

#8. Bobby spotted the black cat lying on a windowsill, sunning itself. They both walked over to it. Bobby tentatively reached out and rubbed his hands across the cat's belly. The cat purred. "Nice," the cat said dreamily. Bobby whipped his hand back.

D.J. MacHale

#9. Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her perfume. You don't need much to remember someone, Francisco. Even one thing will do.

Mitch Albom

#10. Prophets from Amos and Isaiah to Gandhi and King have shown how frequently compassion demands confrontation. Love without criticism is a kind of betrayal. Lying is done with silence as well as with words.

William Sloane Coffin

#11. An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

Nancy Mitford

#12. When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Fuzzy Zoeller

#13. I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless).

Erik Satie

#14. I felt confident that she wouldn't find out what a chicken I was,because after the comp,if I hadn't gone off the jump,I would be dead of shame.And if I had gone off the jump,I would be just plain dead.

Jennifer Echols

#15. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

Tommy Cooper

#16. You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

#17. Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignations. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead.

Margaret Atwood

#18. I never ever felt that I was unfairly treated.

Wayne Dyer

#19. Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?"
"I killed a chicken. And I cooked it."
"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false."
-Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse

Charlaine Harris

#20. It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry it's - don't. I'm going to send out for some fried chicken.

Charles Bukowski

#21. You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.

John Goddard

#22. A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.

Gustave Flaubert

#23. The best writing is embarrassing; that's all there is to it.

A.D. Posey

#24. Sliced off like a chicken neck and stuck with a hatpin. Reminded me of my husband." Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. "You talking about size? Was your man's part that big?" "Heck no," Grandma said. "His part was that dead.

Janet Evanovich

#25. When you love, you should always watch the quality of your love.

Frederick Lenz

#26. I've had a past that promises no future so it's better to stick with the present.

Katie McGarry

#27. I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

Ricky Williams

#28. This will not come again. Nor this. Nor this....

Clive Barker