Dark Humor Inspirational Quotes

#1. Freedom was the price of privacy.

Susanna Kaysen

#2. The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.

Dodie Smith

#3. Building a better you is the first step to building a better America.

Zig Ziglar

#4. Bridget -
I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark.

Joan -
I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.

Bridget Golightly

#5. Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark

Paula Wall

#7. The great thing about writing fiction is that you can do whatever the fuck you want, go as far as you are willing to go, and laugh at the people who take it seriously.

Richard P. Denney

#8. Analyzing what you haven't got as well as what you have is a necessary ingredient of a career.

Orison Swett Marden

#9. The competitors, like Commodore and Kaypro, were all doing speeds and feeds, whereas Steve always wanted things like What is the significance in the world? How might this change things?

Steve Hayden

#10. All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.

Gasmaskman

#11. The soul is not a soul,
Has no secret, is small, and it fits
Its hollow perfectly: its room, our moment of attention.

John Ashbery

#12. When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

Adventure Time

#13. Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?

Gasmaskman

#14. What seems to be clear to me is that after the primary infection most of the cells die indirectly, but at the later stage, when the viral load is very high, the virus kills a lot of cells directly.

Luc Montagnier

#15. Love is photogenic, it develops in the dark.

Lorraine Gokul

#16. Most venture capitalists won't read a business plan unless the entrepreneur is introduced to them by a contact.

Guy Kawasaki

#17. I wouldn't say I was forward, but I made a move when I was interested.

Chloe Neill