Dark Humor Dating Quotes

#1. It's a huge advantage to have parents who read to you. And it's an advantage that lasts a lifetime.

Laura Bush

#2. What if . . . What if I am stupid? Like people say?

Svetlana Chmakova

#3. The feminine is the foundation on which a peaceful and happy world is to be raised.

Sathya Sai Baba

#4. He had to say that the thing he found most attractive about her was that she had tried to kill herself. Now that was interesting
sexy, almost, in a morbid kind of way.

Nick Hornby

#5. All his prayers of the past had been simple concrete requests: God, give me a bicycle, a knife with seven blades, a box of oil paints. Only how, how, could you say something so indefinite, so meaningless as this: God, let me be loved.

Truman Capote

#6. If you would know what the Lord God thinks of money, you have only to look at those to whom he gives it.

Maurice Baring

#7. Various people have put forth that love is the scene of two, that it's not about unity, it's about two absolutely disjunct positions encountering each other. So even with something like sex you could never become one.

John Maus

#8. First hear, then understand, and then, leaving all distractions, shut your minds to outside influences, and devote yourselves to developing the truth within you. (I.

Swami Vivekananda

#9. Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
"But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!"
"I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing."
"That may be, but the muffins are the same!

Oscar Wilde

#10. Sometimes it's not bad to hurt. Sometimes you don't want things until you get hurt. We got hurt today, let's see what we do.

Mike Krzyzewski

#11. Grief is not a feeling it is a capacity. It is not something that disables you, we are not on the receiving end of grief we are on the practising end of grief.

Stephen Jenkinson

#12. To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come ...

William Shakespeare

#13. I wish I hadn't made so many images.

Andy Warhol

#14. You don't want captains in the army who know too much or think too much.

Robert Graves

#15. Shit and piss and trash were thrown from windows to the distant street until rain came to wash them away, and like plants in rich soil, the unstable, unreliable buildings rose, driven by the deep human desire to be the one least shat upon.

George R R Martin

#16. I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

Lee Trevino