Cum Angel Quotes

#1. Behold now the erotic demon that lives in my panties.

Matt Fraction

#2. Why the rifle? Everybody knows you can't shoot.
Who were these everybodies and would they like to stand in front of me, preferably within ten feet, so I could discuss this issue in greater detail.

Ilona Andrews

#3. The thing about 'Soft Machine' and me was that I never considered another profession.

Kevin Ayers

#4. Everything that divides men, everything that separates or herds men together in categories, is a sin against humanity.

Jose Marti

#5. No one who does not live with constant pain can imagine the toll it takes. The way it grinds you down. The sheer damnable tedium of it.

Mary Doria Russell

#6. Every virtue inclines to stupidity, every stupidity to virtue; "stupid to the point of sanctity," they say in Russia, - let us be careful lest out of pure honesty we eventually become saints and bores!

Friedrich Nietzsche

#7. You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry!

Matt Fraction

#8. He tried to pull me against him, and I bit him on the lip.
He licked his lip with the tip of his tongue. 'Did you just bite me?

Becca Fitzpatrick

#9. ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin

Candice Kumai

#10. Ideology today is unfreedom which you sincerely personally experience as freedom.

Slavoj Zizek

#11. My kitty wishes to engulf you within her darkened delta of destruction.

Matt Fraction

#12. I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

Alice Cooper

#13. I told you I'll always find you, but you have to want to be found. Let me find you, Catherine.

Corinne Michaels

#14. I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart!

Matt Fraction

#15. Retirement isn't so bad. Give me a tall drink, a plush sofa and a rerun of 'Matlock,' and you can have the rest. Matlock is my hero. He never loses.

Ken Venturi

#16. The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.

Margaret Atwood

#17. Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.

Daniel Tosh

#18. Death to the pale-penised man-monster! Death to the pendulous-breasted harridan!

Matt Fraction