Crummy Quotes

#1. I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that? I know a place in Payette, Idaho, where a cook and a waitress and a manager put everything they've got into laying a chicken-fried steak on you.

Robert Fulghum

#2. Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

Charles M. Schulz

#3. Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case ... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

Jon Stewart

#4. It's ironic that while I was a worker in Detroit, which I left when I was twenty six, my sense was that the thing that's going to stop me from being a poet is the fact that I'm doing this crummy work.

Philip Levine

#5. I don't want to find myself at the age of 60 waiting by the telephone for someone else to decide if I am capable of being in what might be a crummy TV production.

Peter Capaldi

#6. Writing is a crummy profession, but a good hobby.

Paavo Haavikko

#7. But that's what being an artist is - feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy.

The New Yorker

#8. I started playing the piano, pretty much on my own, when I was 5, and I started writing music when I was 7. In fact, I won a composition award. It was a crummy little piece, but I won with it.

Maury Yeston

#9. Oh my God. I just got dumped by a red headed mortician in a funeral home named Crummy's, after pretending to be a circus freak at a visitation I had just crashed. I was pretty sure there'd be no bouncing back from this. -Dakota Bombay

Leslie Langtry

#10. You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude.

John C. Maxwell

#11. All of the good stuff is going to be done in the future. The stuff we are doing now is crummy compared with what will finally mature.

Bill Budge

#12. In conventional oil and natural gas production, you always produce a lot of formation water, and it's crummy water. It's real salty. It's got heavy metals in it. It's got bad stuff in it.

Rex Tillerson

#13. A thing can be fine on paper but utterly crummy in the field.

Robert A. Heinlein

#14. If someone is cynical and doesn't vote and ends up with a crummy job in a crummy country with a decimated environment, they only have themselves to blame.

Moby

#15. If I'm in Rome for only 48 hours, I would consider it a sin against God to not eat cacio e pepe, the most uniquely Roman of pastas, in some crummy little joint where Romans eat. I'd much rather do that than go to the Vatican. That's Rome to me.

Anthony Bourdain

#16. People make crummy gods.

Matt Chandler

#17. Viewers don't care how big media companies are. They care whether they can dump those they don't like, whether because of lousy service or because of crummy shows.

Virginia Postrel

#18. I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.

Janeane Garofalo

#19. He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.

Confucius

#20. To me, music was about being accepted and escaping from this crummy existence

Billy Corgan

#21. I think complexity is mostly sort of crummy stuff that is there because it's too expensive to change the interface.

Jaron Lanier

#22. I played in a couple of really crummy bands, including one in the dorm I was in at MIT, for a year or two.

Tom Scholz

#23. Instead of slashing my wrists, I just write a bunch of really crummy songs.

Peter Steele

#24. I'm still standing here. Okay, it's a crummy front porch I stand on, cracked to shithouse, and who am I to say that the world isn't the same?

Markus Zusak

#25. It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.

Bill Murray

#26. He Wrote, Are you OK?
I told him, My eyes are crummy.
He wrote, But are you OK?
I told him, That's a very complicated question.
He wrote, That's a very simple answer.
I asked, Are you OK?
He wrote, Some mornings I wake up feeling grateful.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#27. I was in a really crummy pop-punk band. I think we did a whole bunch of Blink-182 covers, and we were on the fringe of losers and jocks. So we invited all the cool kids to come watch us play in our bass player's brother's bedroom. And it was terrible, but everyone thought we were so cool.

Nate Ruess

#28. Writing is pretty crummy on the nerves.

Paul Theroux

#29. My family can always tell when I'm well into a novel because the meals get very crummy.

Anne Tyler

#30. The great thing about crummy software is the amount of employment it generates.

Jaron Lanier

#31. I think the 'Lethal Weapon' movies contain my favorite performances. It sounds really crummy, I know, but although the work doesn't look hard, it's difficult to create 'effortless' on screen.

Mel Gibson

#32. Sorcerers are convinced that all of us are a bunch of nincompoops. We can never relinquish our crummy control voluntarily, thus we have to be tricked

Carlos Castaneda

#33. Unable to meet his steady gaze, I shifted my attention to the stream and cursed myself for being a terrible liar. Actually, allow me to clarify that: I'm great at lying to myself. I'm super crummy at lying to others.

Penny Reid