Crapping Quotes

#1. Only different people change the world," Granny used to say. "No one normal has ever changed a crapping thing.

Fredrik Backman

#2. He was like a huge smug albatross waddling around my desk, squawking vacuously and crapping all over my paperwork.

Tana French

#3. Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

Adam Carolla

#4. As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control.

Jo Brand

#5. No, no, no!" said Albert. "You got to put a bit of life in it, sir, no offense intended. It's got to be a big fat laugh. You got to ... you got to sound like you're pissing brandy and crapping plum pudding, sir, excuse my Klatchian.

Terry Pratchett

#6. Ego had brought him to this point, that stupid refusal to quit the case, to simply do the job according to procedure and pick up the monthly salary transfer. Now look where it had brought him, sitting right next to a crapping great fusion bomb.

Peter F. Hamilton

#7. How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

Daniel Tosh

#8. Nonetheless, the oyster, could it fancy, should fancy its excremental equipment a hot item, for what other among Creation's crapping creatures can convert its bodily wastes into treasure?

Tom Robbins

#9. We still have prostitutes standing on our corner, and people crapping round the back of buildings. The charms are still there.

Rachel

#10. He hasn't yet taken to crapping on the carpet and destroying the furniture and whining for meals, but close.

Margaret Atwood

#11. Offended you again," her godmother said with satisfaction. "Come along, then. We'll go to my chambers. The butler put me in one of the towers, and it's utterly heavenly, like being stuck in the clouds except for the pigeons crapping on the windows.

Eloisa James

#12. I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.

John Swartzwelder

#13. But then, I've always believed love is the most volatile substance in the universe. It erupts, it incinerates, and then it simply flames out. . . .

S.J. Kincaid

#14. Where the novel makes use of material from my life it does so because it's aesthetically convenient, not because of any allegiance it has to any verifiable facts.

Garth Greenwell

#15. The typical family of four with employer-based health insurance is not the same as the typical family of four. It's better-off.

Timothy Noah

#16. Quitting is for sissies, pansies, and people who never get published.

A. Campbell

#17. Each time, you'll learn something. Each time, you'll develop strength, wisdom, and perspective. Each time, a little more of the competition falls away. Until all that is left is you: the best version of you.

Ryan Holiday

#18. To pigeonhole a genre as being successful or unsuccessful is weird.

Chester Bennington

#19. Perfect decision-making is both unimportant and impossible, and what matters more is forward momentum and a tight, fact-based feedback loop to quickly recognize and reverse bad decisions.

Anonymous