Top 5 Barry Cryer Quotes
#1. Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
#2. Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
#3. I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
#4. They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.
#5. Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck