Costanza Seinfeld Quotes

#1. It's shrinkage! Hasn't she heard of shrinkage? -George Costanza, Seinfeld

Genna Rulon

#2. Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

Rita Rudner

#3. Obviously, the answer to oil spills is to paper-train the tankers.

Ralph Nader

#4. For a long time, I was in love with her in that diffuse, ambiguous, and obsessive way that can never be explained to strangers.

Pete Hamill

#5. vowed to herself that she wouldn't give him a son until after they were legally wed.

Danielle Yvette

#6. She could feel the sweat forming between her palm and the envelope she was carrying and worried that by the time she reached home, the letter would need to be rung out before she could show her father.

Jill Maguire

#7. I certainly have a sliver of me, which is definitely American, and feels a great pull towards where I spent time when I was very young, which is in California.

Adam Rayner

#8. There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.

Rita Zahara

#9. Often, people ask if it's different doing live-action and voice-over, but the only thing that's different, really, is that we're in a booth and there's no camera on me. But, my intention, as an actor, is exactly the same.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

#10. -Hey. Do you know anything about exorcists?"
Brian's eyebrows shot up. "I think if you want to break up with Greyson, you could find a less dramatic way to do it, don't you?

Stacia Kane

#11. I love beats that are hardcore, dirty and raw.
I love takin niggas burners when they scared to draw.
I love plottin on my enemies, I love to attack.
I love beatin down niggas when they rhymes is wack!

Bumpy Knuckles

#12. We're here to put a dent in the universe. Otherwise why else even be here?

Steve Jobs