Mr Costanza Quotes

#1. But more than anything else, my female friends and I need each other because we do not have, unlike women of previous generations, a clear life path laid out for us.

Costanza Miriano

#2. I am the running brook that soothes your soul.

Julia Cameron

#3. Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week.
Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Janet Evanovich

#4. It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.
Carl Costanza - Seven Up

Janet Evanovich

#5. I liked my kitchen. No, let me rephrase. I loved my kitchen with the loyalty of a bulldog to his favorite bone.

Kim Harrison

#6. I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

Karl Lagerfeld

#7. One should either be sad or joyful. Contentment is a warm sty for eaters and sleepers.

Eugene O'Neill

#8. Friends possess everything in common.

Plato

#9. There's this group online that I frequent. It's a group of prop crazies just like me called the Replica Props Forum, and it's people who trade, make and travel in information about movie props.

Adam Savage

#10. Family has always been the most important thing in my life. The only real goal that I ever had was to be a good mother.

Goldie Hawn

#11. As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

Jason Alexander

#12. You don't have to be rich to save the world.

Philani Dladla

#13. They were very much the same, each attempting to force his picture of reality upon me and neither giving a hoot in hell for how things looked to me.

Ralph Ellison

#14. We did something that bands are kind of afraid of, or at least used to be, [which] is the YouTube scene. They don't want the YouTube stigma.

Chrissy Costanza

#15. In studying mathematics or simply using a mathematical principle, if we get the wrong answer in sort of algebraic equation, we do not suddenly feel that there is an anti-mathematical principle that is luring us into the wrong answers.

Eric Butterworth

#16. I have actually lost a couple of roles - film roles - because a director or producer thought I looked too much like George Costanza, and I could not get out of that box.

Jason Alexander

#17. Father Brown looked him full in his frowning face. "Yes," he said, "I caught him, with an unseen hook and an invisible line which is long enough to let him wander to the ends of the world, and still to bring him back with a twitch upon the thread.

G.K. Chesterton

#18. It's shrinkage! Hasn't she heard of shrinkage? -George Costanza, Seinfeld

Genna Rulon

#19. The key to willpower is "want-power". If U want something strongly enough, U will find the discipline necessary to do it.

Douglas Merrill

#20. People are naturally born as Libertarians till governments and oppressive societies force them to adopt their ideologies and their ways.

Hany Ghoraba

#21. It is the link from the present to the past that gives us a spirit to address the future.

Midge Costanza

#22. Let me live my final days whole.
Let my memory remain that I might know love's face.
Life don't unwrap me to be fed to scavengers.
I want to escape into light - not exist in darkness.

Susie Clevenger