Cool Bartender Quotes

#1. Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who want to destroy themselves with alcohol. When you look at it that way, it's not that much fun.

John Hodgman

#2. If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Richard Kadrey

#3. I worked hard to meet his eyes, even though they were the kind of pretty that's hard to look at..

John Green

#4. Now, no matter what they told themselves or each other, it would always be different. After all, no first love goes away overnight, especially one that's always right in front of you, but just out of your reach.

John Corey Whaley

#5. My point here is I think international pressures of our acting unilaterally again are going to be such that the administration will say, well, we just can't take this on now.

Lawrence Eagleburger

#6. I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.

Brandon Routh

#7. As I groggily came to, I wondered why i wasn't more dead.

Andy Weir

#8. Asphalt hurts. But not as much as abandoning your dignity.

Abby McDonald

#9. We do not need such things to help us to see God," I countered. "We have His Word, and that is
enough.

Tracy Chevalier

#10. The only sound I'd like to hear from a Motivational Speaker is a death rattle

Dean Cavanagh

#11. I looked around. This house only the night before had been a home, and serves as a storage locker for memories that I could barely remember and a bunch of things I'd rather forget.

Laurie Notaro

#12. For me acting is a passion and an art, and always will only be that. I don't have any rules when it comes to acting. I'll do anything. But it depends on the script. Either I'll have passion for the project or I won't. It's got to fuel me.

Shailene Woodley