Hey Bartender Quotes

#1. Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

Koko Taylor

#2. This is the grand fiction of tourism, that bringing our bodies somewhere draws that place closer to us, or we to it. It's a quick fix of empathy.

Leslie Jamison

#3. No one can discover you until you do. Exploit your talents, skills and strengths and make the world sit up and take notice.

Rob Liano

#4. Of my conception I know only what you know of yours. It occurred in darkness and I was unconsenting ... By some bleak alchemy what had been mere unbeing becomes death when life is mingled with it.

Marilynne Robinson

#5. What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether? To answer this question at all implies a religion.

Albert Einstein

#6. Thus man of all creatures is more than a creature, he is also a creator. Man alone can direct his success mechanism by the use of imagination, or imaging ability.

Maxwell Maltz

#7. A leader must produce other leaders. Why do you want to produce followers, when by being called a leader the assumption is that you already have followers? Influence those who follow to birth their kind and develop others to lead.

Archibald Marwizi

#8. Are you looking for a wealth in life? Fool! Life is the wealth itself!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. A government, forever changing and changeable, is, indeed, in a state bordering upon anarchy and confusion.

Joseph Story

#10. French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here.

Various

#11. A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much he passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door, at which point the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe.

Barry Dougherty

#12. He who kneels the most, stands the best.

D.L. Moody

#13. Travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.

Peg Bracken

#14. The untented Kosmos my abode,
I pass, a wilful stranger:
My mistress still the open road
And the bright eyes of danger.

R.L.S.

#15. Who can I turn to? Who can I trust?

Rickie Lee Jones

#16. I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.

Shirley Rousseau Murphy

#17. The mass of the reading public is not interested in learning and assimilating the results of accurate investigation.

Walter Lippmann

#18. What the new government of Nigeria and other African governments must do, is to start a massive reorientation campaign in the culture of the dignity of labour.

Sunday Adelaja

#19. Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?'
'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded man in his thirties, replied. 'We've had this discussion before, Harrison.'
'Aw, Joe. It's so cute that you think I listen.

Kody Keplinger