Conjoiner Bank Quotes

#1. MR. SMITH: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. [Silence.]
MR. MARTIN: Don't you feel well? [Silence.]
MRS. SMITH: No, he's wet his pants. [Silence.]
MRS. MARTIN: Oh, sir, at your age, you shouldn't. [Silence.]
MR. SMITH: The heart is ageless. [Silence.]

Eugene Ionesco

#2. Col. 1:12-13 Giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you for a share of the allotted portion of the saints in the light; who delivered us out of the authority of darkness and transferred us into the kingdom of the Son of His love.

Witness Lee

#3. Stupid people and their stupid people ways!

Stephan Pastis

#4. Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

Mark Twain

#5. So, what do you think, my dear, will it be a girl or a boy?"
"It will be a soul-stealer, apparently."
"What!" The earl reared away from his wife and looked down at her suspiciously.

Gail Carriger

#6. All travellers who had preceded me into the Barren Grounds had relied on the abundant game, and in consequence suffered dreadful hardships; in some cases even starved to death.

Ernest Thompson Seton

#7. I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn

Robert Frost

#8. Being positive won't guarantee you'll succeed. But being negative will guarantee you won't.

Jon Gordon

#9. In 1972, George Harrison invited me to accompany him on a trip to India.

Gary Wright

#10. mind began growing distant. Her eyes stayed shut without her needing to clench them. Slowly, she started to doze. But then her cell began to buzz. She'd put it on silent and left it on her desk, but

Lucy Lambert

#11. My arm draped her shoulder; we both felt safe, as if we were a complete solar system unto ourselves, dangling in the sky, warm heated planets inside a universe of stars.
-Richard

Douglas Coupland

#12. All the world is my school and all humanity is my teacher.

George Whitman

#13. everytime you got somethin' good goin', look like somebody got to fuck it up.

Tom Sancton

#14. There is tremendous inequity in Hollywood and politics, and I would say globally it's challenging to be a woman and succeed.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#15. Despite some remaining puzzles, there's no reason to doubt that Darwin had this point right, that all creatures on earth are biological relatives

Michael Behe