Top 32 Comic Strip Mama Quotes

#1. We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama

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#2. You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.

Tanya Masse

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#3. People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.

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#4. If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME!

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#5. If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this ...
Don't take life WAY too seriously.

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#6. The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of everything ... They just drink WINE.

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#7. A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!

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#8. COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

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#9. Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.

Tanya Masse

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#10. You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff!

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#11. You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart!

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#12. MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB!

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#13. What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me.

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#14. I'd rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.

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#15. I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY!

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#16. MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!

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#17. You have two choices ... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!

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#18. Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.

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#19. WINE. Because...KIDS!

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#20. If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

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#21. Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary!

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#22. A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather.

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#23. MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it's still hot and peeing alone.

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#24. Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!

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#25. I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!

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#26. Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.

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#27. Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

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#28. Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.

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#29. They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!

Tanya Masse

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#30. MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!

Tanya Masse

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#31. Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!

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#32. I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!

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