Christmas Pickle Sayings

#1. We as central bankers need not be concerned if a collapsing financial asset bubble does not threaten to impair the real economy, its production, jobs and price stability.

Alan Greenspan

#2. My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

Anthony Jeselnik

#3. Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

David Letterman

#4. Truth is an experiencing, not an experience. It is a knowing, not knowledge.

Osho

#5. Smaller World:
I know he's not really gone, she said, but the world still feels smaller to me today.

Brian Andreas

#6. A #GIRLBOSS is in charge of her own life. She gets what she wants because she works for it.

Sophia Amoruso

#7. A guilty conscience means at least you have one.

Jakob Dylan

#8. A vocation is born to us all; happily most of us meet promptly our twin,
occupation.

Honore De Balzac

#9. Jonah Pickett was like snow days, field trips, candy stores, and Christmas Eve all blended into one big swoosh of a feeling -Felicity Pickle

Natalie Lloyd

#10. If grief is to be mitigated, it must either wear itself out or be shared.

Sophie Swetchine

#11. Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from. There's nobody here I can love, all the people I could love are dead or elsewhere. Who knows where they are or what their names are now? They might as well be nowhere, as I am for them. I too am a missing person.

Margaret Atwood

#12. Great leadership makes ordinary people into extraordinary people.

Jeffrey Fry

#13. I sang the songs in 'The Doors'.

Val Kilmer

#14. We cannot risk living all our lives under emergency measures.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#15. I think our trade policies, for many, many years, have been a disaster. They have benefited corporate America at the expense of working people.

Bernie Sanders