Christmas Fruitcake Quotes

#1. The ultimate in longevity is the Christmas fruitcake. It is a cake made during the holidays with fruits that make it heavier than the stove it is cooked in.

Erma Bombeck

#2. Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

Bob Dole

#3. All that we call spirit and art and ecstacy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forgot.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#4. The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

#5. Even originally well-defined pencils of cathode rays from the Sun cannot reach the Earth. For Birkeland's theories to be correct, the existance of such cathode rays is clearly presupposed to be necessary ... and this assumption is untenable.

Arthur Schuster

#6. There is progress whether ye are going forward or backward! The thing is to move!

Edgar Cayce

#7. Whenever I have to do something, I try to minimise the time it takes me to do it. I just cannot wait.

Sebastian Vettel

#8. So beer is our bread?

Garret Keizer

#9. Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

Phyllis Diller

#10. Any rainy summer morning, of course, has the seeds of gloomy alienation sown in. But a rainy summer morning far from home - when your personal clouds don't move but hang - can easily produce the feeling of the world as seen from the grave. This I know.

Richard Ford

#11. Writing was a political act and poetry was a cultural weapon.

Linton Kwesi Johnson

#12. Jimmy Connors plays two tennis matches and winds up with $850,000, and Muhammad Ali fights for one bout and winds up with five million bucks. Me, I play 190 games
if you count exhibitions
and I'm overpaid!

Johnny Bench

#13. You can never really justify wages in the entertainment business, but it is what it is.

Gary Lineker

#14. It takes strong men and women to love ... people strong enough inside themselves to love ... without humiliation.

William Inge

#15. We had always segregated sex from feeling and from intellectual love, so you were either pure and virtuous, as Nassrin's uncle had said, or dirty and fun. What was alien to us was eros, true sensuality.

Azar Nafisi

#16. You could make me say it again," he whispered. "Make me say it always. Make me say it so often that you never have cause to doubt. I love you.

Courtney Milan

#17. Go for it, my heart said, my heart always said.

Kimberly Novosel

#18. Look for the exceptions to the rule
and let these rule your spirit.

Karen Salmansohn