Top 11 Christian Humorous Quotes

#1. The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

Ambrose Bierce

#2. Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

George Carlin

#3. Men fight like men. Women fight like unchained demons.

Heather Blanton

#4. It is man who forsake is Maker.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. I am an archaeologist of mature vintage. Rapid descents are not my specialty. I am the plodding type."
~ Grace Madison, PhD.

N.L.B. Horton

#6. I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.

Charles Dickens

#7. If God gave Abraham a ram to prevent his slaying Isaac, He might stick a donkey in the bush for me to ride up this infernal mountainside."
~ Grace Madison, PhD.

N.L.B. Horton

#8. A great mission by a great woman.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. I'm a Christian-libertarian-environmentalist-capitalist-lunatic. It's a humorous way for me to describe that I'm not stereotypical.

Joel Salatin

#10. Nothing can enslaved us, if we free in our minds.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. If a man can save himself, there is no need for a Saviour.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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