Chris Waddle Quotes

#1. Chris Waddle is off the pitch at the moment - exactly the position he is at his most menacing.

Gerald Sinstadt

#2. It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

Chris Colfer

#3. Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#4. When they used to come to Tottenham we'd play Who's Gonna Drive You Home? Just to wind them up.

Chris Waddle

#5. You can go down a list of footballers since the Premier League and I don't think David Beckham would probably be in the first 1,000.

Chris Waddle

#6. I work out five days a week for 20 minutes; I only do one body part a day.

Rene Russo

#7. He's not a lad that likes to stand on his feet.

Chris Waddle

#8. The one thing Cristiano Ronaldo has is pace, quick feet and a great eye for goal.

Chris Waddle

#9. I was brought up to be sympathetic toward others.

Joyce Carol Oates

#10. What shocked me, and what I wasn't prepared for, was just how brutal and how unethical some people can be in the NFL. I mean, there were some great people, but there were some real snakes, too. I was like, 'Holy cow!' But it made me a better person, and it got me ready for other things.

Terry Crews

#11. General Motors, ITT, and Ford come most readily to mind as having plants protected by Hitler,

Mark Kurlansky

#12. At the beginning of anything out of the ordinary, the mass of the people always dislike it.

Mao Zedong

#13. Every thing was to take its natural course, however, neither impelled nor assisted.

Jane Austen

#14. I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

Tim Vine

#15. I think we all have a role to play in life.

Jimmy Cliff

#16. When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you?

Kevin Nealon

#17. No matter how bad someone has it, there are others who have it worse. Remembering that makes life a lot easier and allows you to take pleasure in the blessings you have been given.

Lou Holtz

#18. Happiness has no formula, it's an ingredient and it's always there.

Testy McTesterson