Top 5 Richard Belzer Quotes
#1. I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!
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#2. Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
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#3. It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.
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#4. What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.
Richard Belzer
#5. If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.
Richard Belzer
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