Chris Hart Quotes

#1. One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

Chris Rock

#2. Moreover, without measurements, it is virtually impossible to identify the cause of performance problems and track the effect of improvements.

Anonymous

#3. At the end of the day, no matter how well you score, you've got to be able to stop people

Eric Musselman

#4. But it's often been the case, I've done so many countless small, independent films that really 3.2 people have seen, so you never know. You do it for the joy of the part and not necessarily expect anyone to see the final product.

Helena Bonham Carter

#5. I remember seeing Amy Sedaris in a stint where she played somebody's alcoholic mother in one scene and in the next she was Ross Perot. I remember thinking she was so awesome.

Stephnie Weir

#6. No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.

Alessandra Torre

#7. All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.

Chris Hart

#8. We can't stop loving and caring about others just because it hurts when we lose them.

Sophie Jordan

#9. It is the cold glitter of the attacker's eye not the point of the questing bayonet that breaks the line.

George S. Patton

#10. Joe went all the way home with his mouth wide open, to rinse the rum out with as much air as possible.

Charles Dickens

#11. Behind every act in Israel's identity politics stretches, like a long black shadow, the idea of an eternal power and race.

Shlomo Sand

#12. At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

Kevin Hart

#13. Melancholy were the sounds on a winter's night.

Virginia Woolf

#14. Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

Kevin Hart

#15. Meditation is difficult for many people because their thoughts are always on some distant object or place. One form of meditation is to label the thought as it appears and then choose to let it go.

Wayne Dyer

#16. I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.

Kevin Hart

#17. The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors - that which it loves, and also that which it fears.

Jeff Wheeler

#18. Oh my God. It is your nookie box. How many times have you had sex on that blanket?"
"Never, you sicko. I make them stand."
"Asshole.

J.A. Huss