Change The Channel Quotes

#1. Hey, Fnick can I change the channel, the game's on." -Iggy
"Make yourself at home, FIGGY" -Fang

James Patterson

#2. The lone attendant wasn't paying any attention to the register; he just stood, mouth half open, holding the remote like maybe if he could change the channel he could change the future. The Moon was gone.

John Joseph Adams

#3. Whatever you focus on - whatever you tune in to - you will feel more intensely. So if you don't like what you're doing, maybe it's time to change the channel.

Anthony Robbins

#4. Maybe there was no rewind button for life, but surely Matt could change the channel.

Jennifer Hillier

#5. Life goes on in the same manner,
evil wins and peace is slaughtered.
Change the channel, change the view,
tired of the same reruns on the evening news.

Susie Clevenger

#6. I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?

Denis Leary

#7. If you find yourself easily provoked,
then just change the channel.

Toba Beta

#8. The first thing I did on my diet was take the batteries out of the remote control and make myself get up and change the channel. That's probably the hardest exercise I did.

Stephen Furst

#9. The business model of the conservative media is built on two elements: provoking the audience into a fever of indignation (to keep them watching) and fomenting mistrust of all other information sources (so that they never change the channel).

David Frum

#10. Life doesn't come with a remote control. If you don't like what's playing, get up and change the channel.
By unknown.

Lorelie Rozzano

#11. I don't sit around and read papers about myself. If I see myself on TV, if I don't like it, I change the channel.

Kerry Wood

#12. He was "resting his eyes," which means he was sleeping
but didn't want me to change the channel.

Stephen Chbosky

#13. Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind. You are the director and the audience. You are in charge. Take the remote control. Change the channel. If you let your imagination run wild, let it run wild in a positive direction.

Joel Osteen

#14. What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

Drew Carey

#15. We always want to change the channel in our minds because we don't like what's going on. It's uncomfortable.

Geneen Roth

#16. If you don't like what's playing, change the channel.

Art Hochberg

#17. You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.

Sherry D. Ficklin

#18. And confessions of love have always seemed out of place when you're gasping for air, when you're begging for pain,
when you're missing something, unable to change the channel.

Kris Kidd

#19. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Billy Connolly

#20. I try not to listen to other music. I have to keep my mind open for what's coming in as a songwriter. If I go into the gas station and pay for gas, whatever song was playing when I was in there is in my head for the next few days and I can't change the channel.

Mark Farner

#21. Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Alex Riley

#22. Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

Frank Zappa

#23. Just change the channel. You are in control of the clicker. Don't replay the bad, scary movie.

Arianna Huffington

#24. In terms of hardline right-wing people on television, there's some people that make me cringe when I change the channel.

Chris Carmack

#25. I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

Wendy Liebman

#26. If you want to change anything in your life, change the channel and change the frequency by changing your thoughts.

Rhonda Byrne

#27. Change your life, not the channel.

Unknown

#28. Your self-talk is the channel of behavior change

Gino Norris

#29. I feel like I've been through a lot in the past couple of years, But I've kept pretty stable. That's because I channel that emotion into performance. I can handle emotion as long as it's only a song. It works for me, and I don't want to change it. I don't have anything left for writing.

Jennifer Echols

#30. I hope I can pass on a few thoughts and ideas to the Sci-Fi channel to encourage people to see that they are living in a conditioned illusion and we can change it any time we want. We can be people and not sheeple.

David Icke

#31. Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel.

Toba Beta

#32. Through consciousness, our minds have the power to change our planet and ourselves. It is time we heed the wisdom of the ancient indigenous people and channel our consciousness and spirit to tend the garden and not destroy it.

Bruce Lipton