Alex Riley Quotes

#1. You can't say the secret word!

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#2. Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

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#3. We're almost like Bonnie & Clyde. Of course, he's Bonnie and I'm Clyde.

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#4. I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

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#5. If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

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#6. I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You know, we have to keep the title!

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#7. The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

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#8. This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

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#9. Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

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#10. Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

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#11. We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

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#12. Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.

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#13. My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

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#14. Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.

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#15. Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

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#16. You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

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#17. Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

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#18. Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

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#19. I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

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#20. What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

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#21. I'm not afraid of a party!

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#22. I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.

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#23. Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ... We get lunch right? ... Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

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#24. Oh my god will you shut the front door already!

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#25. If he's the king, I'm the prince.

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#26. And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

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#27. He's a tremendous human being - and that's on top of all of his talent. It's about the way he handles things and the way he approaches matches; he studies, he prepares and he takes advantage of opportunities when he needs to.

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#28. I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

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#29. Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

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#30. Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

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#31. And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

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