Cereal Box Sayings

#1. I had consumed a lot of American culture, but I was not quite prepared for the reality of American poverty. - Author: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#2. Even thought she saw tattoos everywhere, they continued to fascinate her. How bizarre to be branded like a box of cereal. Didn't people mind being counted as just one more product on a shelf? There had to be more to a person than that. - Author: Suzanne Weyn

#3. I really just love to read, period, whether it be books or magazines or the back of the cereal box. It's the one thing I can always count on to calm me down, take me away and inspire me, all at once. - Author: Sarah Dessen

#4. Owen scooped up a mound of cereal. "Box said they were magically delicious." He cleared his spoon with a big bite.
"Well, they're definitely delicious, but only you are both magical and delicious." She leaned over and pressed a sloppy kiss to his cheek. - Author: Laura Kaye

#5. But I think she would have been happy with Fabrice,' I said. 'He was the great love of her life, you know.'
Oh, dulling,' said my mother, sadly. 'One always thinks that. Every, every time. - Author: Nancy Mitford

#6. As a professional athlete, there aren't too many things as gratifying as being on the front of a box. Whether it be a cereal box or a game box. It's very gratifying. - Author: Jeremy Roenick

#7. The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. - Author: Adlai E. Stevenson

#8. It was as if, Pulaski sometimes thought, the '60s had tipped the entire country on end and shaken it like a box of cereal until all the flakes ended up in the East Village. - Author: Garth Risk Hallberg

#9. But silence is where victims dwell. - Author: Nelly Sachs

#10. I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey. - Author: Randy Glasbergen

#11. I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes. - Author: Ernest Cline

#12. I love the fact that, one time, my face was on the back of a cereal box - probably 3-CPO's - and it was a mask where you cut out the eye holes and put a string through the side. It makes me feel like I'm 11 years old all over again. - Author: Mark Hamill

#13. Good works are those works that have their origin in Jesus Christ
whose activity is released through your body, presented to Him as a living sacrifice by a faith that expresses total dependence, as opposed to the Adamic independence (Rom. 12:1, 2). - Author: W. Ian Thomas

#14. Don't let the cereal eat you. It's only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it. - Author: Kathleen Glasgow

#15. In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#16. I didn't come out of a cereal box. - Author: Bob Dylan

#17. Good mathematicians see analogies. Great mathematicians see analogies between analogies. - Author: Stefan Banach

#18. There are still women who are not living their own lives, but living through their men or their children. - Author: Kathleen Turner

#19. I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning. - Author: Judy Blume

#20. Philosophy is talk on a cereal box. - Author: Edie Brickell

#21. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. - Author: Paul Rudnick

#22. If you're using sex to sell sneakers, then you're not just selling sneakers, you're selling sex as well, and you're contributing to the sexual temperature of society. - Author: Alan Moore

#23. He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean rat turds, tumbled out, hitting the porcelain with a surprisingly metallic thud. It sounded like pennies dumped into an aluminum trash can. - Author: Eric Spitznagel

#24. I don't want you to have to handle it. That's the horror of my past. But you ... you're the reality of my present. You're the proof I survived. The prize in the cereal box. - Author: J. Kenner

#25. I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. - Author: Chris Van Allsburg

#26. Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. - Author: Jerry Seinfeld

#27. Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal straight out of the box and staring at the TV in a mild coma (which is the opposite of working, yes, but not exactly the same thing as pleasure). - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert

#28. Oblivion eyes on a cereal box,
the warm blinds of a father
lost and last to know
lost and last to love
last boy lost
you can't see
even a bubble
once it's
popped - Author: Kami Garcia

#29. There's a little bit of magic in every box! - Author: Adam Rex

#30. I love to read books. I love to read anything really, even the back of the cereal box.

But there is nothing that will ignite your soul like reading God's Word. - Author: Rachel Wojnarowski

#31. Dancers today can do anything; the technique is phenomenal. The passion and the meaning to their movement can be another thing. - Author: Martha Graham

#32. I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. - Author: M.J. McGuire

#33. I sometimes forget to have breakfast in the morning, but when I actually buy a box of cereal, I will probably eat it not only for breakfast but also as a snack later on. - Author: Ryan Gosling

#34. How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal. - Author: Chelsea Fine