Cats Sleep Quotes

#1. Cats sleep in a state of total abandon, and I find that state very interesting in people as well.

Mary Beth McKenzie

#2. Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

Rosalie Moore

#3. Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.

Eleanor Farjeon

#4. You can't really claim too much ownership of your character. They really do belong to the writers, and in many ways, you're just their puppet.

Johnny Galecki

#5. Erisha said to Elton, "I have a scheme you might like to be in on.

Elisa Denk

#6. I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Jay Leno

#7. I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.

Jason Mraz

#8. Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unreasonably. "Are they making love, or are they sore at each other, or are they just suffering down there?"

("I Wouldn't Be In Your Shoes")

William Irish

#9. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

Eugene V. Debs

#10. Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

George Carlin

#11. When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

Garrison Keillor

#12. Does being forced to sit in time-out ever make little kids stop putting cats in the dishwasher or drawing on white walls with purple marker? Of course not. It teaches them to be sneaky and guarantees that when they get to high school they'll love detention because it's a great place to sleep.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#13. Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy.

Melinda K. Trotter

#14. Don't go for that gun," I said quietly. "I want you tried in a court of law, not dead on this floor.

Louis L'Amour

#15. One of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

Cleveland Amory

#16. Love when you can, and fight when you must, but stand together and never give up, not to the enemy, and not on each other.

Alex E. Carey

#17. When I grow up I mean to be
A Lion large and fierce to see.
I'll mew so loud that Cook in fright
Will give me all the cream in sight.
And anyone who dares to say
'Poor Puss' to me will rue the day.
Then having swallowed him I'll creep
Into the Guest Room Bed to sleep.

Oliver Herford

#18. War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down.

David Wong

#19. I've never been on safari because I've got a phobia of bugs. I just don't want things crawling on me when I'm sleeping. It's a shame given my passion for big cats. But I really enjoy photography, so I'd love to photograph leopards in the wild some day.

Jackie Collins

#20. For Harley, reading was the equivalent of chocolate, sleep, and morphine all rolled into one. Like all cats, she was quite the hedonist.

Suzanne Wright

#21. I'm a great believer in our ability to come up with the ideas necessary to solve the big questions. I have less confidence that we'll be able to find a consensus about which ones are right without experiment.

Leonard Susskind

#22. It was like a commercial for laundry detergent or tampons or a prescription medication with death listed as a possible side effect.

Carolyn Lee Adams

#23. Staring into thin air at those
things only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

Stephen King

#24. But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

W.H. Davies

#25. Many individual growers now are growing organic fruit, and many are taking it upon themselves to market their own products to the public, as opposed to necessarily going through big processors, although, obviously, the bulk of the fruit still is dealt with that way.

Greg Walden

#26. Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

John Dobbin

#27. The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.

Pam Brown

#28. We are one evolutionary advancement away from world peace. All we need is the loss of jealousy, which is also the source of greed

Johnny Moscato

#29. #41: SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY. CATS TAKE NAPS SO THEY'RE ALWAYS READY FOR ANYTHING.

Mark Frost

#30. If you focus on your problems or your frustrations, your attitude is going to be negative and defeated. But when you put your focus on God and His promises for your life, your attitude will immediately change.

Joyce Meyer

#31. If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?

Aldous Huxley

#32. They live, we sleep, we starve, they eat. You must comply with their deceit, don't trust the wolves to guard the sheep. They'll colonize when you close your eyes into a superpower that will never die.

Trevor D. Richardson

#33. What is easily the most dangerous spot cats choose for sleeping? Beneath our feet-sprawled out in hallways or in doorways, tails predictably extended just to be stepped on.

Arnold Hano

#34. There should be a colossal mother going about the world to turn men over her lap and give them the slipper. They pine for it.

Mary Catherwood

#35. The Constitution isn't written in Chinese, Swahili or Sanskrit. It's in plain English.

Harry Browne

#36. We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

Ellen DeGeneres

#37. We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot!

Ursula K. Le Guin

#38. Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

Rod McKuen

#39. Only when you understand people, they may understand you. So even though you do not say anything, if you understand people there is some communication.

Shunryu Suzuki

#40. Writing keeps death at bay. Every book I write is a triumph over death ... If we did not know we'd die, we'd wander around and sleep like cats.

Ray Bradbury

#41. What does it say, 'I beat Meryl,'

Jennifer Lawrence