Car Bumper Sticker Quotes

#1. My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Damien Fahey

#2. The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country.

Kerry-Anne Walsh

#3. When I was in high school, a popular bumper sticker boasted, "Jesus is my Copilot." I suppose that meant Jesus was there to help them when they got into a jam. How backwards. If Jesus is your copilot, somebody is in the wrong seat. It's His car, and we stole it.

J.D. Greear

#4. The dragon took his other arm. But he is still a dragonslayer, no matter what.

Ruth Ford Elward

#5. FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER. FEAR IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION.

Frank Herbert

#6. Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#7. God help us both if this is summer.
The sun shines all day and all night
but it has no warmth, no light, no colour.

Simon Armitage

#8. Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.

Gayle Forman

#9. I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

George Meyer

#10. There are no answers, only cross references

Norbert Wiener

#11. Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

Pauly Shore

#12. Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.

George Carlin

#13. Dina listens to conservative talk radio, belongs to a fundamentalist Christian church, and has a "Guns don't kill people - abortion clinics do" bumper sticker on her car.

Christina Baker Kline

#14. You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Jeff Foxworthy

#15. There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker.

Gregor Collins

#16. Every time I see the bumper sticker that says "We think we're humans having spiritual experiences, but we're really spirits having human experiences," I (a) think it's true and (b) want to ram the car.

Anne Lamott