Bypass Surgery Quotes

#1. He does pledge to reweave your pain for a higher purpose.

Max Lucado

#2. You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?

S.L.J. Shortt

#3. After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

David Letterman

#4. Eating Primal Blueprint style for the rest of your life is much cheaper than long-term prescription drug regimens or extensive doctor visits or hospital stays for cardiac bypass surgery or cancer treatments.

Mark Sisson

#5. The stories of wine lords who trade wine on intimidation or food critics who trade free meals for reviews ... those are the stories of my life. I am telling the stories of my life in a true way.

Joe Bastianich

#6. Girls are taught to seem, to appear - not to be and do.

Abby May Alcott

#7. Anyone being flown to a distant city for heart-bypass surgery has conceded, tacitly at least, that we have learned a few things about physics, geography, engineering, and medicine since the time of Moses.

Sam Harris

#8. Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them, in 15 years of life I've been able to experience, well, acid reflux, short-term memory loss, and erectile dysfunction. Thanks for all your work. It's great to be alive.

David Letterman

#9. Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Roseanne Barr

#10. The spark of true poetry flashes when ideas are juxtaposed that no one has yet thought of bringing together.

J.M. Coetzee

#11. McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

George Carlin

#12. While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.

David Letterman

#13. Adventure:' there's a word that worked on us both like a charm.

Therese Anne Fowler

#14. I recently had double-bypass surgery. As they wheel you in, the doctor always gives you a last look. You know that look. That look of confidence to make you feel good. I always say to every doctor, If I don't make it, I'll never know it.

Rodney Dangerfield