Brochure Quotes

#1. I think this ship's brand new," said Ford. "How can you tell?" asked Arthur. "Have you got some exotic device for measuring the age of metal?" "No, I just found this sales brochure lying on floor

Douglas Adams

#2. We look at the Web as being our basic power plant, kind of like electricity, so the Web and communicating in this fashion is second nature to us now. It's not like we go brochure, television, mail. It's Web, and then everything else. It's social media first, and everything else.

Ted Leonsis

#3. I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria," I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo."
-Liberty Jones

Lisa Kleypas

#4. I didn't actually figure out how to get guidance, so I just decided to go to school at University of Southern California because they sent me a glossy brochure.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

#5. I would show him the hotel brochure, but

Jojo Moyes

#6. If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done.

Stephen King

#7. I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.

Alan Zweibel

#8. We must be undone in order to do ourselves: we must be part of a larger social fabric of existence in order to create who we are.

Judith Butler

#9. When I was asked to write a message for your brochure I gladly accepted as I remember my first school tour of England was Wales. The experience proved extremely useful in my development of a cricketer.

Graeme Smith

#10. Old soldier's trick, sir. Sleep when you can." "You're not sleeping, Staff." "Staff sergeants never sleep, sir." "Ever vigilant?" "You've been reading the brochure.

Tanya Huff

#11. Actively deciding to give to causes that move you deeply is far more fulfilling than the momentary gratification derived from signing a check and mailing it to a nonprofit about which you know little more than what's on the brochure they sent you.

Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen

#12. Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

Pat Robertson

#13. I don't understand you, Pigeon. I thought I knew women, but you're so fucking confusing I don't know which way is up."
"I don't understand you, either. You're supposed to be Eastern's ladies' man. I'm not getting the full freshmen experience they promised in the brochure," I teased.

Jamie McGuire

#14. Tried on daddy's 1979 rookie firesuit a while back. Smelled every bit of 36 years old.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

#15. I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.
I'm a vampire. We're allowed to do that. It's in all the brochures.

Garon Whited

#16. So you're saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that's probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.

Rachel Vincent

#17. You know, plenty of people headed off to Canada or America on the basis of government information, propaganda campaigns. Often you'd go off with a brochure in hand and you'd turn up and it wouldn't be like that at all.

Emma Donoghue

#18. You're supposed to be Easterns' ladies man. I'm not getting the full freshman experience they promised in the brochure.

Jamie McGuire

#19. This idea where, in this safe haven for Jews, Jews will threaten to kill other Jews, it wasn't in the brochure.

Etgar Keret

#20. Many a trace, and many a germ of this infantile disease, to which without a doubt, I also am a victim, has been chased away by your brochure, or will yet be eradicated by it.

Herman Gorter

#21. First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

Douglas Adams

#22. People are so involved with immediate care, but at the same time there needs to be investment in educating people as adolescents when they're still HIV negative.

Charlize Theron

#23. I am nowhere near my limit. I just want to see if there are such things as limits. I want to go and find out.

Clara Hughes

#24. If your stories are all about your products and services, that's not storytelling. It's a brochure. Give yourself permission to make the story bigger.

Jay Baer

#25. Life is never quite like the brochure.

Chuck Lorre